Expose yourself

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Me and The Lass have been at this DJ malarkey a while now- were even coming up to our 5th birthday, if you can believe it- and this month we have been credited with a bloody ruddy amazing treat.  ASBO are nominated for 'Best Pub DJs' at this year's Exposed Awards. We were literally speechless when we found out (a rare treat for those around us).  The nominees category is purely based on public votes, which means enough of you cheeky chappies have bothered to scribble our name on the nomination form, and for that-we cant thank you enough!  It seems a long time since we were busting out the Benetar on a broken ghetto blaster (we kid you not, DJing didnt use to be so tech y'know), getting ignored at indie raves for daring to drop East 17 and being over looked for getting over dressed and over inebriated while lying over a pair of decks and attempting to find the play button.  
 We're dead professional now...

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 We have stopped thumping people who dont like our music.  According to some individuals, that equates to 'selling out' but whatever. 

We cannot wait to get our shiny asses down to the awards ceremony to hang out with our friends (and fellow nominees) from the Bowery and DQ.  We plan on chowing down on as much free local produce as we can get our hands on, neck as many real ales as possible while practicing our best 'Were so pleased the competition won, no, they really deserved it. Totally' faces.  They kinda go like this

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...you like?

I had better sign off anyway. The Lass is coming round in a minute and we have about 5 hours to go before doors open.  Its gonna take me that long to get the make up on.  Rome wasnt built in a day you know...
How early is too early for the first pint..?

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'Can you play some hip hop? Like olllld school hip hop? Like Rhianna?  Or some Beatles, but re-mixed Beatles, ya know? The Beatles but re-mixed?'
'Sorry but are you wearing a Chinese blouse? Did you come from the 90s?'

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Wedding Bliss

So ASBO's favourite fella, Mr. Bradshaw, is making an honest man of himself.  Basically, we couldnt be more proud, excited and totally made-up that he has found the love of his life and he's only gunna go and bloody marry her.  Better yet, he's letting us be bridesmaid (don't pretend like you wouldnt want us as additions to your nuptials! We could create a party in a paper bag, who knows what we could do with a bouquet and a bunch of ushers...).  We cannot wait to see him in his smarts and watch with pride as he does all the grown up stuff, like not giggling when he says 'I do'. 

This is gunna be one shit hot party- LDN what you saying? 

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