You had me at Jack Daniels

Me and Our Lass have had some rare treats this week. Being invited to our first dinner party was one of them (we don't get out much, if by 'out' you mean social occasions based outside of the Washington...)
This was no ordinary dinner party though, it was more like a Come Dine With Me/ Man Vs Food mash up.  If you're gonna serve me tapas you had better make sure that it includes a meat pie.  Ill have mine with no pastry extra gravy ta.

We also learnt a coupla' things this week:
Both speakers need to work for you to be able to hear your levels.
Telling a crowd to shut up and listen to your set, doesn't work.
She who shouts loudest laughs least.
You can go to work with yesterdays make up on, if you work at Q Tattoo.
If Nandos Vs Weatherspoons, don't ever question it: Nandos wins.
I am cool enough to write lyrics for the Murkage Cartel, as long as I don't talk about poetic devices okay? No one cares about the assonance or consonance...
And finally:
Its OK to be a lover, not a hater. Unless I proper hate you that is...