Corp vs VIP

Your city does VIP
Our city does carpet on the walls.
Human shit on your shoes, 50% pure sugar pints with watered down vodka, mash up goths and £6 after midnight (less time in the club= more money).
We dont do VIP, instead we have every knob head you avoided at went to college with, "no requests played" rules, the same set list since the 90s, muffled speakers, toilets with no loo roll, no sinks and sometimes no doors. 
We dont do Greygoose, but we do like Aldi's own brand? 
You wont be on the guest list, cus there isn't one.  Everyone pays, ok? There's no dress code, but we do expect that you wear your Columbine Killer leather jacket and your favourite Slipknot tee.

We don't do VIP but we still know how to party...