Get wed or go home

(Ill go home ta)

Well, me and The Lass like a bit of a do now and again.  But it seems that were always on the wrong page at the mo.  As in, we stick out like sore thumbs where ever we go...OK so it mite not be acceptable to take chicken kebabs into every venue.  It may be better if you stay on the chair rather than laying on the floor and its prob more gracious if you pay to get into charity events (Thanks Oakie-sorry Oxfam)...but we can remember the old days where you could get fluffed in the chill out room with out the back lash.  We are old school.  We are inappropriate.  But we always mean well get mash up.  So whats your excuse sailor?