You're the loudest person in A&E

There is no typical ASBO nite, but we have been doin this shit for a while, so not much fazes us anymore.  That said, last nite was a bit of a kick in the chops.  It was one of those warped evenings where everyone you speak to is a bit mental.  Luckily our set kinda sounds like a sound track to insanity...'You know when you stopped that guy from getting kicked out.  Yeh..You shouldn't have.'

FYO:
If you nag me one more time about that settee, I think I am going to throw my pick n mix at you.

Don't judge me if I didn't bring your favourite song.  Don't snort at me when I say I left it at home.  I don't need to lie to make my CD collection sound good.  I own more hits than you've had hot dinners.

Never mix tequila with lemonade.  Never listen to someone who mixes tequila with lemonade.  Why mess with perfection?

It's best to not invite ASBO to your birthday soiree.  'Happy birthday! I just smashed my head in to your fireplace.' 

ASBO <3 Friday nite A&E.  Its like being in Holby City, but the nurses are less fit.